Udyr

Udyr is fucking bullshit. He can take his "ult" at level 1 which is more annoying that Mordekaiser's cone shit and if you don't want him to ace your entire fucking team your options are to

A) Run

B) Stun/Silence lock the shit out of him and even then you might still die because he has 3kHP while doing ridiculous damage

C) AFK

I suck at this game and the first time I ever played Udyr I went 12/3/10. That's how sad Udyr is. What's amazing is that somehow people manage to not be awesome with him.

Equipment
It doesn't really matter. Press E, then press R. Maybe press W in between fights. YOU WIN.